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Hello,

I apologize profusely! I missed my St. Patrick’s Day column last week. And if you are, as I, married to a Murphy that is a mortal sin.

We all have that one friend that tells us jokes whenever you meet. I have a friend that tells Little Johnny jokes. You know them. The teacher asked little Johnny… Most of them can’t be printed in this fine family newspaper.

But he did tell me one the other day that I can adapt to an Irish story.

Little Johnny Mulligan was sitting on the stoop eating a chocolate bar. Father O’Leary passed by and stopped to visit.

Father began chastising the lad for eating...