Hello God, it’s me, Mara:

You know, Lord, a couple of us gals were comparing our weeks, days; then the question of how we slept popped up. THAT’S an interesting subject; believe it or not, a few of us could relate to lack of sleep. Jill mentioned her past lack of sleep: “Is it really considered ‘misplacing’ if the misplaced object is yourself? Yup – that was me. The rest of my story: I went to use the bathroom, came out later … my husband asked me what I had been doing in there for almost four hours. Oops – I must have dozed off. Well, when you haven’t slept well in a billion years, a nap on t...