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I am pretty sure that everyone has grown weary of trying to find humor in a pandemic. However, since the whole world is in a state of virus-induced depression, I think we need good belly laughs now more than ever. One of the best laughs I have had begs the question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Its original author has long since been lost in cyberspace, but I chose to abridge it in order to alienate people of all political persuasions while inducing some chuckles.

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? -author unknown:

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources--the...